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/* HALLOWIENER v5 — cursed type direction. No random neon asterisk decorations. */
:root{--headline:'Creepster',Impact,'Arial Black',sans-serif;--horror:'Metal Mania',Impact,sans-serif}
.brand{font-family:var(--horror);font-size:34px;letter-spacing:.25px;text-shadow:0 1px 12px #7c24a62b}
.brand .green{text-shadow:0 0 13px #65ff2e4d}
.hero{min-height:652px;background:radial-gradient(ellipse at 83% 42%,#18091d 0%,#050505 54%)}
.hero h1{font-family:var(--headline);font-size:clamp(91px,10.4vw,155px);letter-spacing:1.3px;line-height:.85;transform:rotate(-1.5deg);transform-origin:left center;text-shadow:4px 5px 0 #331038,0 0 28px #df29f41b;margin:8px 0 24px}
.hero h1>span:nth-child(2){font-size:.82em}
.hero h1 em{text-shadow:3px 5px 0 #581b6b,0 0 23px #60ff3747}
.hero h1 .punc{color:var(--pink);text-shadow:3px 4px 0 #411141}
.big-claim{font-family:var(--horror);font-size:clamp(25px,2.25vw,35px);line-height:1.09;letter-spacing:.45px;max-width:560px;color:#fff0fb}
.big-claim span{font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.8px;text-shadow:0 0 14px #e443b566}
.subcopy{max-width:490px;color:#c5bcc4;line-height:1.62;font-size:15px;text-align:justify;text-align-last:left}
.subcopy strong{font-weight:800}
.kicker{color:#efc8ed}.kicker-index{transform:rotate(-2deg)}
.hero-art{border-left:1px solid #422548}.image-stage{background:radial-gradient(ellipse at 51% 48%,#24062b 0%,#150c17 36%,#0000 73%)}
.image-stage:after{content:'';position:absolute;inset:10% 4%;pointer-events:none;z-index:1;background:radial-gradient(ellipse at center,#7b178022,#0000 57%)}
.specimen-header,.specimen-footer{border-color:#612966}
.art-tag{background:var(--pink);transform:rotate(8deg);font-size:9px}
.strip{border-top:1px solid #b8ff51;border-bottom:1px solid #b8ff51;box-shadow:0 0 20px #aaff2a19}
.strip-run{font-family:var(--horror);letter-spacing:.3px}
.punchlines{padding:65px 5.1% 50px;background:#050505}
.incident-report{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:45px;align-items:center;padding:23px 28px 25px;border:1px solid #542756;border-left:6px solid var(--pink);background:linear-gradient(125deg,#1b0c1d,#0b090c 64%);margin:0 0 55px;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.incident-report:after{content:'069';position:absolute;right:12px;bottom:-50px;font:190px/1 Impact,sans-serif;color:#ff54df0a;pointer-events:none}
.report-heading h2{font:clamp(46px,5.15vw,75px)/.87 var(--headline);letter-spacing:.9px;margin:7px 0 0;transform:rotate(-1deg);text-shadow:2px 4px 0 #54135c}
.report-heading h2 em{color:var(--lime);font-style:normal}
.report-label{display:block;font:700 9px var(--mono);letter-spacing:.4px;color:var(--lime);margin-bottom:9px}
.report-copy{position:relative;z-index:1}.report-copy p{color:#ece0eb;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 13px;max-width:510px;text-align:justify;text-align-last:left}
.report-copy p i{font-style:normal;color:var(--pink);font-weight:800}
.report-copy strong{display:block;max-width:500px;font:700 10px/1.7 var(--mono);color:var(--lime)}
.section-heading{margin-bottom:23px}.section-heading h2{font:clamp(51px,5.25vw,79px)/.91 var(--headline);letter-spacing:.6px;text-shadow:3px 4px 0 #3c1841;transform:rotate(-1deg);transform-origin:left center}
.section-heading h2 em{color:var(--pink)}
.section-heading p{font-size:15px;color:#d4c3d3}.section-heading p strong{color:var(--lime)}
.contract-section{background:linear-gradient(90deg,#130b15,#090809);padding-top:55px;padding-bottom:60px}
.contract-left h2{font:clamp(58px,6vw,91px)/.89 var(--headline);letter-spacing:.8px;transform:rotate(-1deg);text-shadow:3px 4px 0 #3a1548}
.contract-left h2 em{color:var(--lime)}
.contract-intro{font-size:10px}.contract-row{border-color:#65366a}
.footer-joke{color:var(--pink)}
@media(max-width:1100px){.hero h1{font-size:clamp(79px,10.1vw,111px)}.big-claim{font-size:25px}.pun-card h3{font-size:clamp(32px,3.7vw,44px)}}
@media(max-width:900px){.hero h1{font-size:clamp(68px,10.4vw,94px)}.pun-card h3{font-size:33px}.incident-report{gap:22px;padding:22px}.report-copy p{font-size:14px}}
@media(max-width:700px){.brand{font-size:26px}.hero{min-height:0}.hero h1{font-size:clamp(75px,18.1vw,124px);transform:rotate(-1deg);transform-origin:center;margin:8px 0 20px}.hero h1>span:nth-child(2){font-size:.78em}.big-claim{font-size:clamp(24px,5.5vw,33px);max-width:400px}.hero-art{border-left:0}.punchlines{padding:46px 17px 39px}.incident-report{display:block;padding:22px 20px;margin-bottom:42px}.report-heading h2{font-size:clamp(52px,12vw,79px);margin-bottom:17px}.report-copy p{font-size:14px}.section-heading h2{font-size:clamp(55px,12vw,75px)}.pun-card{min-height:138px}.pun-card h3{font-size:clamp(37px,8vw,47px)}.pun-switch{align-items:stretch}.pun-switch p{font-size:33px}.contract-left h2{font-size:clamp(58px,13vw,78px)}}
@media(max-width:410px){.brand{font-size:23px}.hero h1{font-size:clamp(69px,17.6vw,79px)}.hero h1>span:nth-child(2){font-size:.76em}.report-heading h2{font-size:clamp(48px,12vw,59px)}.section-heading h2{font-size:clamp(49px,12vw,65px)}.contract-left h2{font-size:clamp(53px,12vw,68px)}}
/* Intentional horror detail: radioactive slime dripping from MEAT, not floating filler. Drips use em units so they track the letters at every viewport. */

/* Witch Hunt Party Fund, tucked under the final ritual */
.witch-inline{margin-top:26px;padding-top:16px;border-top:1px solid #542756;max-width:440px}
.witch-inline h3{font:clamp(20px,2vw,26px)/1.05 var(--headline);letter-spacing:.4px;margin:6px 0 10px;color:#f8f7f2}
.witch-inline h3 em{color:var(--lime);font-style:normal}
.witch-inline p{color:#c5bcc4;font-size:13px;line-height:1.55;margin:0 0 10px}
.witch-when{font:700 11px var(--mono)!important;letter-spacing:.5px;color:var(--pink)!important}
.witch-when b{color:var(--lime);font:22px/1 var(--horror);font-weight:400;margin-right:8px}
.witch-inline .btn{min-height:46px;padding:0 14px;font-size:10px}

/* Wiener Wisdoms: sideways scroll of every share card */
.wisdoms{margin-top:34px}
.wisdoms-head{margin-bottom:18px}
.wisdoms-head h2{font:clamp(46px,5vw,72px)/.9 var(--headline);letter-spacing:.8px;margin:0;transform:rotate(-1deg);transform-origin:left center;text-shadow:3px 4px 0 #3c1841}
.wisdoms-head h2 em{color:var(--lime);font-style:normal}
.wisdoms-row{display:flex;gap:16px;overflow-x:auto;scroll-snap-type:x mandatory;padding:6px 2px 18px;-webkit-overflow-scrolling:touch;scrollbar-width:thin;scrollbar-color:var(--pink) transparent}
.wisdoms-row::-webkit-scrollbar{height:6px}
.wisdoms-row::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb{background:var(--pink);border-radius:3px}
.wisdoms-row::-webkit-scrollbar-track{background:#1c1120}
.wisdoms-row img{scroll-snap-align:start;height:300px;width:auto;flex:none;cursor:pointer;border-radius:4px;transition:transform .18s ease}
.wisdoms-row img:hover{transform:translateY(-8px) rotate(-.4deg)}
.wisdoms-row .summoning{flex:none;height:300px;width:480px;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;border:1px dashed #542756;color:var(--pink);font:700 12px var(--mono);letter-spacing:.3px}

/* X social link in the topbar */
.x-link{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;width:41px;height:41px;flex:none;border:1px solid #5e4660;color:#eee0e9;transition:border-color .18s,color .18s,transform .18s}
.x-link:hover{border-color:var(--lime);color:var(--lime);transform:translateY(-2px)}
@media(max-width:700px){.x-link{width:37px;height:37px}}

.hero h1 em{position:relative;display:inline-block;z-index:1}
/* slime drips removed: at some viewport widths they landed across the letters as stray vertical bars */